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Fakes and Fiction -
More Fiction
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Written by The Summer Intern
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The Summer Intern, no doubt out of some sort of petty desire to pay the CEO back for some imagined slight, has somehow discovered a hidden archive of the CEO's most embarassing speechs. We really do not know whether the following speech is some sort of come-on or a bunch of confused metaphors, or perhaps both. Happily the final part of the speech was corrupted and we shall never know the answer. Oh and we can't dock his pay, he doesn't get paid anything, except respect. |
