There's nothing better than a huge, outrageous action scene. Especially if it involves smashing up several city blocks with no consequences. But just think about all those simmering dramas where conflict is boiling just under the surface? Aggravating.Did anyone who watched Sylvia not want her to get killed by ninjas? And how about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? If they made a remake with Vin Diesel it would clear things up. "I'm not gay" he could holler as he blows up Burl Ives' mansion, in a symbolic strike against those rumours that all action movies are secretly about gay guys.

