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MOVIE & TV MAKING
 We've all dreamed of putting on a cute beret and yelling direction through a megaphone at a bunch of preening actors who somehow are keeping their egos up despite appearing in our dream project Police Academy: Moon Mission Alpha. Do not even pretend you aren't nodding your head and singing "testify!!!" in a sweet gospel tone right now.
In reality making movies is boring. Most of the time you're sitting around while a bunch of suspicious guys are pretending that they know how to set the lights up. Better just to write them, get paid, and let someone else spend their time messing your ideas up. Then you can sit around playing Nintendo while saying "the script was brilliant, the idiot director had no idea how to get the best out of it. You have to be a complete hack to mess up gold like Moon Mission Alpha. I told you how gold it was, didn't I?" At which point your dog will look up lazily from his comfy spot on the sofa and eye you with disdain.
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