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Aztec Corn Chips Mild SalsaQuality Rating Ranked 27 of 37 Score of 30.1% (10.3% below average) 19.7% difference between highest and lowest scores Quality/Price Ratio Ranked 21 of 37 $0.80/100 grams Quality/Price Ratio 37.6 (1.1 below average)
Latin Rhythm
Score: 4 out of 10 Rank: 15= of 37 "There’s a stupid story on the back that gets me in the mood for anger and not delicious corn chip confectionery. Ziplock bag." "Tough, like dog biscuits. Flavour is distinct but not great." "Sorta interesting, but not good exactly." Mandroid3000 Score: 203 out of 1000 Rank: 26 of 37 "Appearance and Packaging: A picture of the sun drawn by an eight year-old. On the back there’s a badly punctuated, rambling, and unlikely story." "What am I eating? I don’t understand. Maybe the problem is that I don’t know what salsa tastes like. Nah, these just suck." "Dip these in a good salsa, and it will feel like you’ve sullied it with an expired z-grade salsa you found on the side of the road." "Basically, cheap crap." Juan Incognito Score: Neutral 3 Rank: 21= of 27 "Appearance and Packaging: Generic Mexican artwork." "Flavour and Texture: Strong, manly flavour, holds shape but weak structure." "Dipability: Guacamole: nice, Salsa: rubbish, Mince and bean: bleah."
Aztec Corn Chips Tasty CheeseQuality Rating Ranked 14 of 37 Quality Rating 49.6% (9.2% above average) 31.7% difference between highest and lowest scores Quality/Price Ratio Ranked 3 of 37 $0.80/100 grams Quality/Price Ratio 62.5 (23.8 Above average)
Latin Rhythm
Score: 4 out of 10 Rank: 15= of 37 "Still hate the story. It’s fiction masquerading as historical fact." "Tasty in only the most technical, narrow sense." "Solid chips, indistinct taste = good dip chip." Mandroid3000 Score:383 out of 1000 Rank: 19 of 37 "The type of packet you can stand up on its flat bottom. Stand them up in your cupboard and you can’t read the word "Aztec" emblazoned across the bottom. I only mention this to have one notable thing to say about this chip. Notable, but not good." "For crying out loud, what is with all these chips that taste of nothing? One of the chips I think tasted slightly like a smoked cheese. But I tried another chip to confirm this and the effect was gone." "Lies. These should be called "Aztec Tasty Nothing"." Juan Incognito Score: Super Seven Rank: 1= of 27 "Purple yellow, sick looking. Innovative bottle labels? (WTF) Resealable bag (huh?-ed.)" "Medium triangle size. Powdery residue, tasty aftertaste." "Dipability: Guacamole: Average, Sour Cream: great!" Root Score: 3.5 out of 7 Rank: 5= of 19 "Distinctive packaging and handy resealable bag was nice." "These were crunchy but not in a good way!" "$0.80/100g- at least they were excellent value." "Nice concept- a good all-rounder" Quality Rating Ranked 24 of 37 Quality Rating 33.7% (6.7% below average) 38.8% difference between highest and lowest scores Quality/Price Ratio Ranked 14 of 37 $0.72/100 grams Quality/Price Ratio 46.9 (8.2 above average)
Latin Rhythm
Score: 4 out of 10 Rank: 15= of 37 "Appearance and Packaging: About as budget as you can get." "Like eating tack, in terms of how tough they are – and I have actually eaten tack on two separate occasions. My inner pirate says ‘Aye aye’, but my inner everybody else says ‘Bleahrjgfhrjgfr’. Taste-wise, they are the nega-chip. There is more flavour in the air around them." "Dipability: Good. Their solidness means they won’t break apart in the dip. If anything, the dip might soften them up and make them edible." "I declare these chips seaworthy. Take them on a long voyage and you will probably keep them down." Mandroid3000 Score: 112 out of 1000 Rank: 33 of 37 "Extremely cheap looking, but that’s what the brand is all about so no complaints there. It does have a plastic window that’s designed to look like a bowl with chips in it, so the actual chips in the bag fill in the space. It’s quite charmingly tacky." "I know these are a budget brand, but is a little salt going to push the price up that much? Texture-wise, they’re very tough." "If you want empty, tasteless calories at a low price then look no further." Juan Incognito Score: Early 5 Rank: 14= of 27 "Blue, white and clear bag, simple. Corn chip illustration was truthful, which is refreshing."
"Flavour and Texture: Triangle shape, low salt. "Easy to dip, strong chip, with a neutral taste that assumed the character of the dip."
Basics Spicy Flavour
Quality Rating
Ranked 34 of 37
Quality Rating 16.3% (24.1% below average)
30.0% difference between highest and lowest scores
Quality/Price Ratio
Ranked 30= of 37
$0.72/100 grams
Quality/Price Ratio 22.6 (16.1 below average)
Latin Rhythm
Score: 3 out of 10
Rank: 21= of 37
"Really, really budget. What kind of spice is in these chips? Evidently, Basics doesn't want us to know."
"Their almost supernatural unspiciness makes them pretty dipable."
Mandroid3000Score: 189 out of 1000
Rank: 27 of 37
"Is spicy even a flavour? Perhaps they're using this definitional loophole to justify why these chips taste of nothing."
"If you have a good dip I'd suggest saving money and eating it with your fingers."
"$2.89 for 400 grams. That's cheap, but who cares when this is what you get."
Root
Score: 0 out of 7
Rank: 19 of 19
"$0.72/100g - the only saving grace or these monsters."
"This was the only chip for which I actually put half of my sample back into the bag"
"I would not wish these on Hitler."
Bluebird Party Corn Chips BBQ
Quality Rating
Ranked 22 of 37
Quality Rating 37.1% (3.3% below average)
58.7% difference between highest and lowest scores
Quality/Price Ratio
Ranked 20 of 37$0.96/100 grams
Quality/Price Ratio 38.2 (0.5 below average)
Latin Rhythm
Score: 3 out of 10
Rank: 21= of 37
"Packaging is brown like my heart. Transparent, so you can see that pretty much all the flavouring has settled to the bottom of the bag, along with all the broken pieces."
"Tastes like beef stock. You may be better off just eating a cow."
"Dipability: Fine, but a little on the thin side. Take precautions."
"Like most BBQ corn chips, they taste bad. Only serve these chips if you are having a party for people you hate and want to poison."
Mandroid3000Score: 113 out of 1000
Rank: 32 of 37
""Now 400 grams", the label declares. That's the sort of thing you have to slap on a packet to sell shit like this."
"Did I just eat something? I could feel something in my mouth, but certainly didn't taste anything."
"Breakable, tasteless."
"Pitiful."
Juan Incognito
Score: Easy 7
Rank: 1= of 27
"Disturbing brown colour, with clear window that bodes ill for future freshness."
"Fresh, but subtle BBQ flavour, medium-sized chip."
"Dipability: Guacamole: Aftertaste compliments Guacamole nicely. Mince and bean: Holds load well, but meat with BBQ = nasty."
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