KarateParty.org - Corn Chip Taste Test

Mandroid3000
Score: 601 out of 1000
Rank: 5= of 37
"The package says to me "Shazam!", in Spanish."
"Hey these aren’t terrible! They even taste a bit like cheese."
"The chips are weak, and this cheese flavour doesn’t suit all the dips."
"A Pams corn chip that wasn’t stone-baked on the molten rocks of Hades."
Juan Incognito
Score: Mild se7en
Rank: 1= of 27
"Very crisp, nice mild flavour. No Aftertaste. Chip is a mild triangle."
"Dipability: Guacamole: Sweet but pleasant. Sour cream: nice."
"Root was clearly aroused by pictures of a 3mm high woman, possible shemale."
Root
Score: 3.5 out of 7
Rank: 5= of 19
"Excellent detail in front picture on bag- a bag that says "we’re a budget brand, but we understand that corn chips are a luxury good"!"
"Flavour is pleasantly tangy- texture is also pretty good."
"Chip had good physical properties for dipping, but was let down by evil flavour when actually combined with dips."
"Nice on their own- suited for munchies, or maybe in a darkened room watching a movie."

Pams Double Cheese

Quality Rating
Ranked 26 of 37
Quality Rating 30.6% (9.8% below average)
33.9% difference between highest and lowest scores
Quality/Price Ratio
Ranked 24= of 37
$0.95/100 grams
Quality/Price Ratio 32.2 (6.5 below average)

Latin Rhythm
Score: 1 out of 10
Rank: 33= of 37
"Packaging: The same Mexican town. Everybody is still asleep."
"This is actually less cheesy than Pam’s regular cheese flavour. What the shit?"
"I’m sure these would go great with cheese dip. Hey that reminds me - fuck you, Pam’s. Do Pam’s make cheese dip? I bet you anything that if they do it’s just boiled swede and mayonnaise."
"If you buy these, all your money will decrease in value."
"This has to be a joke, or the work of a third-tier Batvillain from the 60’s series."
Mandroid3000
Score: 439 out of 1000
Rank: 14 of 37
"I’ve worked it out! CC’s have stolen Pams apostrophe."
"These, at least, have a flavour. But you wouldn’t want to waste more than half a second of brain function thinking about it."
"Breakable, oh so breakable. Buy these if you’d like a chip fragment-filled dip bowl."
Juan Incognito

Rank: 1= of 27
"The packaging is brightly coloured, like a sun, however the quaint scene of old Mexico, with its depiction of lazy Mexicans is passé. Lets move to the future."
"The chip is of medium size, thin and curled. The initial taste is strongly salsa."
"Guacamole: worked nicely with the chip. Salsa: Tastes like friendship."
"Chip well suited to eating by itself, a standalone chip."
Root
Score: 3 out of 7
Rank: 7= of 19
"Texture was middle of the road, flavour was a little light"
"The chips were a good size, and definitely taste better with salsa than on their own, but as this was the first chip I tried to break while dipping, they got marks off for that."
"Nothing special- not to be avoided like the plague, but would pass on this in favour of something else in the range when shopping."

Sancho Big Dipper Barbeque
Quality Rating
Ranked 9 of 37
Quality Rating 55.1% (14.7% above average)
41.4% difference between highest and lowest scores
Quality/Price Ratio
Ranked 10 of 37
$1.02/100 grams
Quality/Price Ratio 54.0 (15.3 above average)

Latin Rhythm
Score: 7 out of 10
Rank: 5= of 37
"Nutty, like the rest of the ETA chips. A lot better than the usual inedible BBQ-flavoured chips."
"Despite what they’re called, these are not good dip chips. Just eat them straight. They need rebranding."
"A corn chip that finally does the flavour justice."
Mandroid3000
Score: 667 out of 1000
Rank: 4 of 37
"The pack looks like a suitable product placement for a porn film."
"For a BBQ flavoured chip this isn’t bad, but I’m not convinced BBQ is a good flavour for corn chips. Or quite what BBQ flavour is supposed to be for that matter."
"They seem to be curled to pick up lots of dip, but are kind of brittle so break if you try it."
Root
Score: 2 out of 7
Rank: 12= of 19
"With a package that lays down the dipping challenge, this is a packaging that has some ‘splaning to do."
"Neither overwhelming nor underwhelming. Generally just whelming."
"Normally would get a good mark- but it did not live up to its bold claims- too many broken fragments in this bag to be great for dipping."
"The nail in the coffin for these chips is that they ACTUALLY TASTE BETTER WITHOUT DIP!"

Sancho Big Dipper Double Cheese

Quality Rating
Ranked 7 of 37
Quality Rating 57.1% (16.7% above average)
28.8% difference between highest and lowest scores
Quality/Price Ratio
Ranked 8 of 37
$1.02/100 grams
Quality/Price Ratio 55.9 (17.2 above average)

Latin Rhythm
Score: 6 out of 10
Rank: 7= of 37
"Promises curved edges for dipping – but that’s really only necessary for shovelling. Don’t be a hog."
"Strong, cheesy flavour. That weird ETA aftertaste. I like it, but you might not."
"Maybe we need a separate shovelability category. They’re good for that, but they’re a little thin."
"Not especially big or notably well-suited for dipping. Rar!"

Mandroid3000
Score: 412 out of 1000
Rank: 17 of 37
"There’s a recipe for Chunky Double Cheese Dip on the back. That dip with these chips is theoretically four times the amount of cheese a normal human would consider appropriate. It’s good to see a complete disregard for health in a corn chip. High marks for that."
"An alright cheese flavour, tastes a bit aged for my taste buds."
"Doesn’t suit guacamole or salsa. It’s alright with nachos."
"The packet claims: "No matter what the occasion, Sancho Big Dippers are the ideal ingredient for entertaining". What a charmingly naive worldview, why can’t I live in the beautiful world the people of Sancho do?"
Juan Incognito
Score: Strong Seven
Rank: 1= of 37
"Blue and cream bright packaging, I now can appreciate how a magpie feels."
"Guacamole: Two flavours fight for dominance – who will win? Mince and bean: Aftertaste strange with mince. Salsa: tastes like cheese."
"Chip good, package nice, a must buy! No donkey. Finger_Of_DOOM hates quality."

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