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Written by Lulu Ferrari
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HOW TO DATE SOMEONE WAY TOO HOT FOR YOU All love must commence with a smile, but remember it need not end in tears. By Lulu Ferrari Life has never been fair, least of all life as it relates to love. For certain people love will always be a struggle; an endless stream of the same mistakes made with different people. These articles are aimed at you my wretched friend. After all, if you were a success in loving well you wouldn’t need to read this article, would you? THE HOOK-UP: WHERE TO GO
There are many places to meet people. What you really want is to meet people better than yourself.
For this reason, meeting people through friends and flatting is always fraught with danger. Take a long hard look at your friends. If you were less crap, would you be friends with this person? Think about it. The same rationalism goes for flatting. If you were cooler, would you live with yourself? Of course not. So why then should you date someone who would? Many dating gurus have advised that a good way to meet new people is to join a club you are interested in. What they don’t tell you is that people who join clubs are people just like you desperate for a root. Or old. No one really cares about picture framing. Think about it. My personal view is that people who date other people at work spend too much time at work. What do you do for a living? Is this a job that hot people work in? If it is (after all us hot people need to work too), then ask yourself this. Why is it that this hot person I work with is available? Could it be that although exteriorally hot, this person is interiorally a real meat? I will ignore the Internet and dating services. People who use these mediums for meeting people are either ugly, socially inept, or desperate. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but would you want to hook-up with one of these people? That’s not the aim of this exercise. Then there are bars. It is true that some people who are better than you frequent bars. Unfortunately, girls with stomachs spilling over their too-tight jeans and small troll-like men also frequent bars with, like you, the specific purpose of hooking up with someone better than themselves. Don’t fall for it! Strobe lights can hide so much. The key is to know yourself and be comfortable with your limits. Although you may not score someone better than yourself, it could be that you are able to abate loneliness and know cheap love, if just for one glorious night. Some say sports can be a worthy pursuit. It is true that everyone looks better with a sweat sheen - even you. Comedy clubs could also be ideal for meeting the quirky, yet adorable comedian. Just make sure you know when the joke is you. For others still, fox hunting has the potential to turn from being a blood sport into a red-blooded affair. Now you know where you could go. You will still need to know how to trick someone better than you into liking you. COMING SOON
THE HOOK-UP: HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU LIKE YOU
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