Cast
Vincene Wallace .... Dee
Art T. Romans .... Dave
Vicki Carbe .... Connie
Poochie Norton .... Club M.C.
Victor Izay .... Drunk Who Buys Connie's Panties
Dick Osmun .... Landlord
Marguerite Zalud .... Dancer
Sharon Wells .... Orgy Girl #1
Yuki Tani .... Orgy Girl #2
This movie has no redeeming features at all, with absolutely nothing to recommend it in the slightest. You would get far more entertainment amputating a perfectly healthy limb than you will watching this homage to trash.
Suffice to say there’s more going on in the head of George W Bush than in this flick and let’s face it, that isn’t saying much. From the appalling acting to the complete and utter absence of plot, it defies logic that this movie was ever created.
Film reviewers will oft write about the lack of plot in movies they’re reviewing - before going on to describe said plotless movie in detail, thus implying that they did indeed have a plot all along. I’m unable to do this, because when I write ‘it has no plot’ I actually mean it. It is plotless, pointless and painful.
What depths of despair the actors who participated in this pile of doggy turds were battling, is hard to say. But surely they must have been many and varied to subject themselves to participating in something so awful the producer should have done the world a favour and destroyed the rushes when they arrived each day.
This movie makes Paris Hilton look like the next Katherine Hepburn. It makes Madonna’s ‘acting’ in Swept Away seem like an Oscar winning performance. It makes Ed Wood look like Peter Jackson!
Forget about sending hate mail to people you don’t like, just send them a copy of this and chances are they’ll do themselves an injury like poking their eyes out or perforating an eardrum to make it stop.
That said, it has become a cult classic, because as we all know, if things are bad enough they often end up being good for being so bad. Producer/Director David F Friedman’s (The Brick Dollhouse and A Smell of Honey a Swallow of Brine) entire career was born from this type of trailer-trash and more power to him I say.
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