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Karate Party Profiles
Meatlips
Meatlips' fame rests not only on his writings, but also on his life, which featured extravagant living, numerous love affairs, debts and separation. He died from fever after he travelled to fight on the Greek side in the Greek War of Independence. He was once famously described by Lady Caroline Lamb as "mad, bad, and dangerous to know." He is now a zombie.
Factoids:
Meatlips holds the world record for the largest ball of belly-button lint.
Anagrams for "Meatlips" include "team slip", "meal pits" and "pat slime"
Meatlips' greatest nemesis is famed hynotist, Paul McKenna
Meatlips likes to annoy mathematicians by taking their calculators, punching in 5318008 and holding them upside down to reveal the word "BOOBIES"
Because of a minor accident to do with causality, Meatlips is indirectly responsible for every papercut that has ever happened to anyone.
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