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Karate Party Profiles Finger_Of_DOOM
Finger_Of_DOOM is most famous for founding "The Legion of Doom", a group of super villains led by Lex Luthor. Although Luthor was the appointed leader, Finger_Of_DOOM was more a silent partner and creative director, channeling his billions in inherited funds to battle and destroy people with annoyingly high voices, the use of the word 'flaps', Mariah Carey, and filmmaker Vincent Gallo.
Prior to founding the super villian group, Finger_Of_DOOM held the position of Commanding Officer at Ocean View, Vietnam. During the the Vietnam War Ocean View was the northern most U.S. military outpost in South Vietnam. The primary reason for its existence was an attempt to prevent infiltration of troops from the demilitarized zone and North Vietnam into I Corps and South Vietnam. A fan of Texas Hold 'Em poker, Finger lost the outpost in a game to Juan Incognito, known then as Gunnery Sergeant Juan Incognito.
After the collapse of 'The Legion of Doom" and his four tours of duty in 'Nam, Finger emigrated to New Zealand where he found comfort in movie theater popcorn, cheese flavoured snacks and the occasional DVD viewing. He is currently working to revive "The Legion of Doom" as people with annoyingly high voices, the use of the word 'flaps', Mariah Carey and filmmaker Vincent Gallo still exist today.
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