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Karate Party Profiles Dr Yes
Dr Yes was not trained in one of the great universities. He has not been to Harvard or Oxford, but he did once stand on the library steps of Columbia University and pretend he was Spiderman.
Nevertheless, Dr Yes is a real doctor, possessing at least one PhD that he did not buy off the internet. He spends his time traveling the world in search of his short term memory and a cure for the ingrown toenail. Early in his travels, he met the good CEO of Karate Party whom he managed to poison, over the course of a cold winter, with the worlds stodgiest macaroni cheese. So out of a sense of guilt, Dr Yes publishes those of his manuscripts rejected by the more reputable scientific journals on the Karate Party website. |