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Mandroid3000

In the future there will be a great inventor whose true name is lost to the past. All we know of him in our day is that his greatest creation called him Professor Daddy.

Professor Daddy sent this great creation, Mandroid3000 (Mandroids 1-2999 were little more than adding machines with pipe cleaner antennas), back to 1978 to teach us. Being an absent-minded professor he forget to let anyone know what the valuable lesson would be. And so Mandroid3000 has led a rather unfocused life.

After graduating from a high school that had no prefects or honour roll (where he met his canine companion, Claude), he briefly led the life few immigrant workers lead in America: a mixture of diplomatic functions and dishwashing. He returned to New Zealand, the land he warped to in 1978, and has spent the entire time working out how to get back to America and Freedom! Or rather, he didn't do that at all, but gained an advanced degree, held several soul-crushing jobs, and now edits this website while waiting for his ship to come in. Will it be tugboat or steamer? Ironically for Karate Party's sole time travelling staff member, only time will tell.

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