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Rabbit in a Plate Once upon a time a fluffy rabbit was placed in a plate. That plate was purchased by a besotted man in the City of Angels. It travelled with him (passing through customs without incident) back to a tropical isle.  He made the long trek across the island to present his love token to, he hoped, his future bride. She was unimpressed, but acceptied the gift out of politeness. However, she did not accept her suitor out of politeness, sending him on his way with a broken heart.
The rabbit in a plate hung around, alone, on the bottom of a linen closet for many months. It was unloved, unappreciated. An embarrasing symbol of an uncomfortable rejection. 
Thankfully, the rabbit in a plate was rescued by a concerned party, and sent to the best place in the world for anything except anthrax to be sent; Karate Party Headquarters. This is a sad tale, one that many unwanted pets have been through. But shed no tears. Now the rabbit in a plate lives a full, vibrant life, as the photos below demonstrate:
Here he is jamming with Poposaurus and that freaky ringmaster toy
He fixed up our old computers so they could be donated to needy children It was good to have him here when those pirates raided us
Listening to him discuss philosophy with Yoda is a real honour for us all Rabbit in a Plate had a tough start to life. But with understanding and the right environment he has become a valued member of the Karate Party team. He was built for love, and at last he has found it.
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