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Karate Party Profiles Tobias The first known record of Tobias is in the story of Bart vs. Australia. Tobias receives a call from Bart Simpon impersonating a member of the international drainage commission in Springfield. Subsequently, there have been stories around the 700AD or 1500AD mark referring to "Tobias and the Angel" where Tobias is tasked to retrieve some hidden money accompanied by Arcangel Raphael. Along the way he gets attacked by a giant fish and then guts it. The Book of Tobit guys, read it.
None of which predates the most famous Tobias of them all. He is another free spirit living in Aotearoa and sits mashing away at code all the while snapping back at the CEO with action phrases such as, "I'll fix it!" and "Fuck off and go install your own supercomputer!" More importantly his role is to ensure all the smooth parts of Karate Party go nicely, while the really degrded parts stay messy to ensure employment.Tobias Trivia: - He is paid in clean pants after being notified of some Digg or <insert big website here> links to the young and impressionable Karate Party
- In Soviet Russia, systems maintain YOU
- Collector's edition comes with one of six gadgets including:
- Overpriced Telecom mobile phone
- Screwdriver with super-screw-stripping action
- Sour Cream coolant for high-performance personal baked potatoes
- See point 4
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