Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
 16 october 2006

Last Week - Next Week

For all of the insightful and erudite entries we get for our photo caption contest, we get five times more that are just waffling nonsense. We keep the best to ourselves for use in arguments with street cleaners, but we happily share the worst with you, our faithful readership.

• “The world's oldest preppie”
• “He is saying: “Hey, man, like…dude, what? I ain’t gonna do no dance on your TV show.” And the reporter says, “Why the hell not, my show is wack?” and this ghuy is all like “Nuh uh, I ain’t dancing.”
• “Cardigans are for old Woman”
• “These lips were made for kissing.”
• “If he parted his hair any harder his brain would jump out and say, “wtf.”
• “Is he a man, or boy with funny d-skies.”
• “Got Milk LOL!”

• “These crawled out of my cats bum, then out of my sisters.”
• “Too many whiskeys in teh Gentlemen's club!”
• “Why daddy had to put chlorine in the pool.”
• “Your fingers are on drugs.”
• “What I saw when aliens abducted me.”
• “The shortest distance between two lines is my fist”
• “When germs play the exploding can of snakes prank.” 
  

KP says: Always give your best.

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