Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
  4 DECEmber 2006

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For all of the delightfully indecisive and joyously cruel entries we get for our photo caption contest, we get five times more that are the true opinions of well-meaning members of the intelligentsia. We keep the best to ourselves for use in discussions about wrench breakage  and repair, but we happily share the worst with you, our faithful readership.

• Microsoft treat all customers like individuals - individual nobody fuckheads
• At last, a window with a view!
• They have trademarked the shadowman
• Good logo choice-that blue has strong association with Windows.
• Unaspiring at best, where are the balloons and dancing girls?
• This Tim guy, he the CEO?
• Next should be called Windows Just Jump Da Fuk Out.
• Is Vista code for "Mysterious Shadow People"?
  

• One in yellow helmet is actually about to fly into the sun
• Ski-ing with friends is manly
• how to escape from head of world’s biuggest albino
• When racing against retards, skis not necessary
• Ski to escape Bomberman and his bombz
• Ape Escape #12: Apes on Skiis. Lol
• buy breath mints or some shit
• Forget the skiing, what's that big white robot up to??
  

KP says: A misspelled swear word is the perfect stand-in for a punch line.

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