The editorial office is currently swamped by furious thought of saucy one-liners and off the cuff remarks. Why? Because some times off the cuff remarks need to be rehearsed for maximum effect and besides, we want to help you sound witty, or at least amusingly offensive.

Link of the week is a little sappy, but in the good way. However if blindfolded dogs are not your thing, then check out this link, especially Creep.