Here at Karate Party we pride ourselves on being bright shining, original giants, bestriding the world of creative humour websites like supergiants. However to our great horror we discovered there is another Karate Party on Myspace, and what is worse they have more friends than us. Ideally we would plan some sort of rumble to see who is supreme, but Melbourne is a long way away, and we really are better at making cutting remarks. Oh, and frantically adding friends to our MySpace page, 350 down, 350 to go! Friends seem to be like business cards, as distinct from actual friends (you know, the type of people you like, hang out with, that kind of thing)

Random link of the week - why Dungeons and Dragons is not linked with Satanism. KP doesn't endorse D&D, since we think (now) that RPGs are lame. Well, not lame, but not for us. No, we are more interested in things like Solartopia.