Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
  2 APRIL 2007

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Welcome back to our weekly round up of the worst entries in our caption competition. As usual, for all the brillaintly crafted palindromes and rib-tickling synonyms we get as entries in this contest, five times more are just the last death twitches of coked up musicians, mistakenly sending emails while vainly trying to dial 911 before their liver spills diseased bile into their rib cages. We keep the best to ourselves (so stop asking for them you fuckers), but we happily share the worst with you, our faithful readership.

• “Please delete photoshop from you computer immediately.”
• “Fair trade - giant coffee cup for lame actress?”
• “Starbucks is her conscience?”
• “She shave lip so no cream stuck on it lol”
• “Eye of la tiger sharpened by da caff!”
• “This sum sort of election?”
• “Crap coffee, crap actress, crap picture, crap caption. That's 10 second of my life I'll never see back”
• “Computer art dies when cup and head try to merge.”
• “I got a new twin. It is in cup. Is hot like last twin. I put it in my stomach like last twin. See my eyes, it's tru!”

• “Your eye tastes like Skittles.”
• “Teh jungle looks pretty desert like :-/”
• “You hear the one about the parrot and the Irishman? Do you know one, cause I don't?”
• “Them real parrots or just meat heads stuck on plastic bodies?”
• “(whispers) We escape at midnight.”
• “Ugh green rats”
• “These are actually two fat men in sexing suits.”
• “ORLY? LOL!”

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