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20 Questions for April 2007 Written by Mandroid3000
Ponder these. I'll see you back here in May 1 – At what precise point in human history did white people become lame and why? 2 – What proportion, if any, of an original quote is it good form to include when paraphrasing? 3 - Does anyone have a painting of a dozen naked cavewoman jumping into a lake? I think it would go well in my reading room. 4 – Does eveyone who writes funny stuff feel like a kid caught doing something naughty when they meet a serious author? 5 – Can we please stop calling satires of reality shows “timely”? 6 – If there's an obesity epidemic going on, can I start saying “Doctor, I got a case of the fats”? 7 – Does anyone actually find clowns funny? 8 – Is anyone else out there completely unsurprised by spooky numerical coincidences? 9 – Have you also been meaning to look up stuff in the Bible so you can refute people at cocktail parties, but have yet to find the time to do it? 10 – If ghosts existed do you think that, as a group, they'd want us to know they exist? 11 – If New Zealand adopted a plain black flag would you think it was lazy or kick ass? 12 – Would you accept a brainchip if you could learn every language instantly but had to think a half hour of adverts a day? 13 – Are you ever hamstrung by your predicted feelings of future remorse? 14 – If a body part was harder to pronounce would people injure it less? 15 – Have you ever used a full moon as a pretence for doing something criminally irresponsible? 16 – Do you ever wish there was a legitimate alternative to beer? 17 – Should a sporting tournament be limited to three weeks in length before it has to be called a “season”? 18 – Have you ever not voted in an election where your guy lost by a single vote? 19 – How many unfinished books sit on the average night stand? 20 – If people wrote about your profession the way they write about sports, would there be a lot of news articles about your bad attitude and selfish play? Discuss this article on the forums. (0 posts) |
