Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
  29 May 2007

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Our round up of the worst entries in our caption competition returns after an unexplained hiatus. (Yeah, where were you? - Ed.) As usual, for all of the entries that weave fantastical tapestries in a luminous sentence fragment, twenty times more are the dashed-off brain scrapings of life's failed and failing. We keep the best to ourselves for use in subway confrontations, but we happily share the worst with you, our faithful readership.

• “I've heard of sprinkling gold flakes in coffee but this is ridiculous!”

• “Cafe teaspoons really are too small.”

• “Credit card in a cup of espresso coffee? Wow, cutting social commentary!”

• “Coffee won't accept – card not signed.”

• “Too much brown, spend some of that money on strawberry milk!”

• “Below cup is hades, and demons be stealing ur card.”

• “I like my coffee like i I like my nights. Black. lawl “

• “This picture made me think – of killing myself LOL!!!!!!”

• “Like someone smeared shit on a concrete wall and filmed it in night vision.”

• “TEh night sky is so beautiful”

• “Are those legs or teats?”

• “Photographer is shit, giraffe should be in middle of shot. Lrn2shoot”

• “My Uncle Bernie in his swim trunks.”

• ”Looks like bird crap on car seat”

• “I dunno what I'm looking at? Your mother?”

• “Scotland FTW”

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