Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
  11 JUNE 2007

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Our round up of the worst entries in our caption competition returns after an unexplained hiatus. (Yeah, where were you? - Ed.) As usual, for all of the entries that weave fantastical tapestries in a luminous sentence fragment, twenty times more are the dashed-off brain scrapings of life's failed and failing. We keep the best to ourselves for use in subway confrontations, but we happily share the worst with you, our faithful readership.

• “If I get in a real one daddy would be able to find me.”

• “God Bless Low Cost Airlines!”

• “Godzilla's enemies have become very unimaginative.”

• “Which one is the model?”

• “Hey, wedding ring on wrong hand!”

• “Worst Photoshop Ever”

• “You don't see Steve Jobs posing with a Tomy My First Computer.”

• “Cuff links are low class, just like Branson”

• “What dis fucka so smug about?”

• “Even weird freak man enjoys daily news!”

• “Michelin man poos out designer office chairs.”

• “Mono tone art isn't so bad”

• “He also reads nightmares.”

• “Tyre man under-employed thanks to China”

• “What inside suit? Hot bod or scary naked?”

• “Hey kids, there's candy in me folds.”

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