20 Questions for June 2007 

Written by Mandroid3000

I barely even got my junk together and another month has nearly over. I don't know about you, but I feel like I haven't bathed enough for it to be this late in the month. Last time I felt that way was September of 1986, a month which no one in my household can bear to think about.

I had questions in September 1986, and I have questions now. Not the same questions:

1 - Wouldn't it be great TV if the big law firms held an Ivy League Law Grad Draft every year?

2 - Are there any bad songs that break out hand claps in the middle?

3 - Has anyone ever slow clapped a eulogy?

4 - Which is a better name: 'borstal' or 'juvie'?

5 - Is irony the new lazy pratfall?

6 - If walking can be in the Olympics why not eating and shitting?

7 - Have you ever just run and run and run until you hit something?

8 - Were arcades just crap, or are kids today missing out?

9 - Isn't it high time that atheists had missionaries?

10 - Have you ever climbed inside a dumpster for any reason?

11 - Is 'Stingray' the most underappreciated TV show theme in history?

12 - Have you ended a friendship with the word “You won't have Little Paulie to kick around any more”?

13 - Why hasn't Brian Herbert written a book called “The Buggies of Dune”?

14 - If Spinal Tap wasn't a band from a mockumentary would you too have bought their cassette with a sense of serious musical appreciation?

15 - Do you ever feel like an internet traitor for not liking cat videos?

16 - Ever caught a workmate scrawling a voodoo symbol on the bottom of your desk?

17 - If you could make your WarCraft character a travelling bluesman, would you?

18 - Is alcohol the only mind-altering substance that can, in theory, make you more suave when you use it?

19 - Why should only web addresses get new suffixes? Why don't we start ending words with “lip” instead of “ing”?

20 - Do you also get annoyed by the word “mockingbird”?