Travelling the wild environs of London has delivered many an insight to your CEO and mind time sharer, Juan Incognito, but none more powerful than the following observation which visited while one was waiting for a bus.  When eating a takeaway burger from a respectable burger joint one should always take two key precautions: first – check the liquidity of said burger, to see if it flows with the juices of an over-mighty selection of vegetables or greasy meat patty. If it exudes a dangerously high liquidity then take care to drain regularly, lest your pants or shirt sleeve be the recipient of an unwelcome dampness. Secondly, take care with your burger eating grip, use your little fingers and possibly one thumb to hold the rear of the burger firmly level and in place before you begin eating. Of course, if one has fat fingers then certain liberties can be taken, although you will have to endure taunts about never being a surgeon or piano player.  Having fine, well shaped fingers and being neither of the former occupations Juan can relate to misplaced expectation.

Link of the week goes to that ceaseless patriot, the BBC weather forecast for London . How I loath its truth telling, its taunts about the rain, and my diminishing stack of clean underwear. Or you can look at this, for some examination of other emo issues. Oh and if you have not already, sign up for our email list, it is RAD.