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The Top 50 Lists of 50 Compiled by Mandroid3000 Allow me to descend briefly from my vulture's perch and talk like one who is hoping to be added to the lists ranked at 35 and 15 : The internet, whilst being made up a series of tubes, is also made up of a series of listed tubes as can be demonstrated thusly and whistways by browsing the popularity-staked sites such as Digger and Flic'em and Oishii. With such useful tools for aggregating and popularalirityising what gets lost is the of the lists themselves. We have ranked them on seven qualities: goodness, quality, assiduousity, usefulicity, fecundity, fiduciary responsibility, and lulz. Thus, here we present the most amazing lists of 50 things on the internet. Use them learn them, they are 2500 of the most important ranked things on the nets. They provide inspiration and forwadly backward viewingness for the future generation that values the past. Don't we all?
(My apologies - Ed.) What are you apologising for? Here's your list already: The battle for the top spot in the entire UK internets is intense. Within the last day Liz's Crafts has knocked Pit Bike Heaven out of gold medal position. Will a random flury of hits turn the battle back to the Pit Bikes, or will the 1st Crowborough Scout Group make a dark horse run at glory? See Table 3. If you doubt that Bun B is connected by high levels of betwenness, this Wikipedia passage will make you puke in your shoes: Bun B is known for his friendships with and connections to most of the biggest and most respected names in Southern rap.
At last check Bad Kitties! was #1 while, in a damning indicment of the predjudice in the cat calendar-buying public, Uncommon Cats was in last place (incidentally, that was 47th). Will Herculean completists attempt to ingest them all? They claim to be the only Espresso Site Ranking List on the web. But are they the best? 
Timothy Teague holds only one spot on the list; the top spot. While Ebay is the first listed method, there are many more innovative ways. There aren't really fifty as ways 46-48 are "Coming Soon!" They may be in the book that's for sale. 43 - "Coming Soon!"(Lame - Ed.) It seems that America comes home to Aimco. Really not that interesting. This is list filler and would have just been "Coming Soon!" if the Editor wasn't a fucking jerk. Remember 2001, when the -gry Puzzle was so popular that "gry" was the eight most searched for word in this online dictionary? Neither. There is no definition of "gry" in the online dictionary. And yet: Gry, an obsolete unit of measurement equal to 1/10 of a line, which is in turn 1/12 of an inch. A gry is 1/120 inch or about 0.212 millimeters.
The opening passage from the MSNBC story shows that it's not just basement dwellers who love making lists: Last fall, Sony Pictures CEO and Chairman Michael Lynton got together with his good friends and fellow power brokers Gary Ginsberg, of Newscorp., and Jay Sanderson, of JTN Productions and started working on a list of the 50 most influential rabbis in America.
That there are only 33 titles on the list isn't a surprise. The surprise is that Angelfire pages still exist. A handy list of books to avoid. This site is under construction. I'll be checking back every day until it's done. That means robots, Holmes. No Goatse means this list is clearly ridiculous. Speaking of which, would anyone believe me I claimed that Sergey Brin was on of my sock puppets? "Hero names are now hidden due to many requests." You can still see the first letter of their names, if you're curious.
Proof that German is easy. To swim is "schwimmen. To sing is "singen". To come is "kommen", etc. The most egregious omission from their list is "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off". I'm going to spoil the surprise...by number of employees the top company in Columbus, Ohio is the State of Ohio. Is that really a company? (Who cares? - Ed.) The report will only cost you US$950. 
“Six of them are within easy drive of Little Gidding, Ebrington.” “I wanted one owl in the "top 50," and this is a very special bird.” Some highlights of the best ever: That's the University of California, Riverside. Reason 22: UC Riverside has the world's tallest CD rack. 
The best ideas from the list are: Get tickets to the Football/Basketball/Hockey Game Tie her up and spank her once for each Valentines Day (in years) you have celebrated together Let him collar, leash you, and lead you around the house naked
Idea destined to be a disaster: Okay, there are only seven states so far. But who wouldn't want to play on the West Virginia obstacle course? West Virginia is a state of many maountains and valleys. Any type of obstacle which involves climbing up and down coud represent this states beautiful hills.
But will a mixture of cocaine and semen block the pipes? I don't understand this page at all. But it has a pretty picture of a spectral lynx. I don't understand the page at all and it doesn't even have a picture of a spectral Jesus. 
From Jokes Place. The place for jokes. Scores superhigh on lulz, for sure. An Aikido-based parody of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover". It is only one of a vast databse of aikido-based lyric parodies. I...just go have a look. I thought scrapbooking was crap until I discovered the Momscape website. Now no one wants a birthday present from me. I save hundreds of dollars a year. Not quite as grim as it sounds. This list is the equivalent of being beaten around the head. The sole bright spot: Michael Ortiz : Press aide to Sen. Obama. Ortiz refused to be interviewed for this story.
I like the word “Thinker”. These people were the best at “thinking” in 2001. Only about business though.
Surely the Peach State has more than eleven hotties in politics! Number 1 - “A "Strange Quirk in His Lineage": Walter Mosely, Donald Goines, and the Racial Representation of the Penis” Number 2 - “The Spectacularized Penis: Contemporary Representations of the Phallic Male Body” The wisest quote site on the net. It is easily twelve times more wise than the Cabana of Quotes. Rumour has it that Victor Onukogu can bench pres 5000lbs. 6. I have received a chain/poison pen letter. The best advice is to destroy any letters of this kind and ignore them. However, if you are still concerned or it becomes a regular occurrence and a form of harassment, either call into your local Police station for advice or contact 08452 777444.From Nick Sparachane to Dana Waldo, all the stars are here. I would say they're being awfully PC in including a similar number of low, medium, and large scrubs. The fugitive on the left is wanted for criminal impersonation. She claimed to be Huey when she is in fact Duey.
Do foodies not get hassled for being complete dopes because they're of an age where people don't really hassle each other as much as they should? Make toast! Milk a cow! That crap should earn you a dead leg. Tremblay may be #1, but Dubé is my favourite. 50 "dreams" that are as unoriginal as you'd expect. Barf. You may have to buy a book to get them, but would you give these secrets away for free? Didn't think so. I just realised that I really like the name Perez. xxUMJxx made one post on the IGN Forums in December 2003 about Power Ranger: Ninja Storm. This is it. It is extensive. It is angry. It is wonder. It is everything an internet list should be. Thus, it is the best. Some excerpts: Most, if not all, of the time ninjas attack at night. Tell me why you will never EVER see a damn night show. Not even a night mission. Or them chillin’ at night looking at the stars. Somethin’ about the night. ****, even the damn world will do. They got trained in ninjitsu (or whatever the **** it is) by a damn Gerbal. I wouldn’t evne get a glock for the damn thing I’d just throw it in a cage and it’d be over.
A huge ass ninja robot megazord vs. a big ass ugly monster in the middle of an over populated city fightin? I know mutha****az with high ass insurance rates understand why this show sucks. Uma Thurman vs PowerRangers = Billy’s guts all over the cealing. BlueRanger: It’s morphing time. Uma: Your name…it’s bill isn’t it. BlueRanger: How’d you- (dead)
It doesn't matter if xxUMJxx was joking or not. He is the breed of genius that only evolved into existence with the invention of the nets. Thus ends our amazing countdown of the top 50 lists of 50 on the intertubes. I thnk we can all agree that there is a lot of wiseness out there, and mankind has not invented a better way to disseminate units of wise than in lists on the web. Science has proven that 50 is the ideal number as 100 leads to padding. The lists hereby sanctified as the best shall now guide the way. Go forth and create more lists of songs, movies, animals, boobs, asses, Saints, and whatever else can possiblly be arbitrarily ranked. Go forth. |
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