It has been a long, hard week for Karate Party, what with the ending of the Wellington Film Festival, and Juan having to brave the terrors of international travel, however we have persevered and are now probably even stronger than before. This has been demonstrated by the girth of our content, with new works from our long lost Mrs Fong, Mandroid3000, and of course Juan. It is especially good to see that our favourite angry old woman has returned from her time in prison to school us on our many flaws.

Gmail ad of the week – Pole Dancing – I have no idea why the Mighty Google thinks I want to learn, but it has been getting persistent – so I guess I better either get an adventurous girlfriend or try and bluff my way in. The second choice is Top Gear T-shirts, apparently I can boast about my friend “the Stig”.

Link of the Week – The first and last time I link to USAToday