Losers Of Our Photo Caption Contest
15 September 2007

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We got lost in the Moors of employment and thus failed for several months to issue our captioning challenge, but now we're back and flushed with free time for internet banalities. The entries this round were so bad that we've actually had to publish the runners up for the sake of Public Safety. We showed the real losers to the Summer Intern and he's been trying to remove his ear so he can jab an electrical cord into his brain and perform ECT ever since (don't worry, we only gave him safety scissors). We hereby spare you, our loyal readers, from our Intern's deserved fate (he's crap at stapling).

• Where the titties?

• Next person to email me dis picture gets punched in the nuts

• Nature is so fucking emo

• Wot! No midi of Celene Dion to got with it?

• Go back to med school, phreak

• Don't overlook the poo log formation in the bottom right

• Nature loves erosion

• The way to a woman's heart is by that river to the north west.

• Twat chins are so passe

• Do not invite this man to your Burger King birthday party

• I guess this is meant to be biting theatrical satire?

• Worst selling Bobble Head ever

• I prefered the Emperor's old clothes ! LOL!

• Branny's official portrait artist couldn't afford coloured pencils

• Shakespear didn't deserve this

• Them lips are not the kissible treats Kenneth became famous for

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