Karate Party doesn't do politics, or at least we do, but not like that. We strive to be apathetic, but only in the sense that we try and sneak into the polling booth so as not to alienate our cool friends with tattoos and fighting dogs. Its all about retaining credibility with the cool kids, when it comes down to it all. So instead of fucking about with that, here are some links:

LINKS

Ron Paul's antics shall be missed - no more spoof forums or bot nets :( 

Bastard academics seeks to point out our flaws. (Probably an over-reaction)

Weird back country fruit sales techniques