Once when I was in primary school I attempted to sing, tap dance, and smile at the same time. The song was Stardust and my rendition was no good.

So, you may think I have great admiration for the stars of musicals. Wrong. I was just an uncordianted kid. Nowdays I can do a white hot tap routine and sing a Stardust that would make your great granddad climb out of his grave just to kiss my tap shoes.